I like humor. I like practical jokes. Most people do, often to the extent that they are even embarrassed over what they find funny. Let's be serious; a lot of humor and practical jokes are juvenile. This simply means they were funny when we were young, and they are still funny now unless we've gotten old and lost our sense our humor. Many of us will find our spouses have lost their humor for example. Here are 3 practical jokes I've enjoyed and still enjoy on occasion. These are classics that have withstood the test of time. Use them at your own risk of course, and remember that over done practical jokes are no longer funny.
1) Vaseline on the doorknob. It is invisible and nearly impossible to detect, but boy does it feel strange and gross when you grab that door knob. It also makes it tough to open the door! Beware that it's easy to forget you've vaselined the doorknob and get yourself. It's best to leave after application. To do it, put some vaseline on your finger, just a little is necessary, and wipe all over the doorknob. You can also vaseline other objects like toothbrush handles, coffecups, beer bottles, draw and refrigerator handles, and more, but the door knob is the classic.
2) The "Wet Willie." Slightly moisten your index finger with saliva. Get insert into and unsuspecting victim's ear with a slight twirling motion. You may optionally proudly exclaim "Wet Willie!" as you do this. Stealth is very important, as well as choosing a non violent victim. Dry Willies are probably safer as their is no potential exchange of bodily fluids, but you can also accomplish this with a maple syrup willie ir perhaps a mustard or ketchup willie.
3) Cold water over the shower door. This classic is easy to do. When someone is showering, sneak up and throw a glass of very cold water over the shower door. They will instantly notice and the juxtaposition of the warm shower water and the unexpected cold water will cause quite a shock and often confusion as well. The bigger the glass the bigger the effect. Ice is the water is not recommended as it may injure someone, but icing down the water to get it very cold works well. Don't find these funny? Your probably old and lost your sense of humor. Never found these funny? I'm very sorry for you.
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